Noun: (See also eggchasing)
A bizzare sport played with a ball shaped like an egg that bounces oddly.
Created after some guy was so rubbish at football he picked it up and ran with it at private Rugby School, England, also known as Toff's Palace. Also known as 'the Darkest day in Sport' ever.
The idea of Rugby is to run the egg over the tryline of the opposing team. Alternative points can be scored by kicking the egg between two goalposts (H-shaped) at the ends of the rectangular pitch.
NB: Rugby is a terrible sport. The reasons why follow:
- Is the only sport I know that actually ENCOURAGES you to fall on another man's rear
- The ball is the wrong shape
- Played by snobs who call it 'rugger'
- People pretend its an international sport when really only '6 nations' (4 of which are currently or where part of Great Britain) can be arsed to turn up in the whole of Europe (even San Marino cobble together a team for football, 16 countries make up the European Championships in football) and the only other countries who care about rugby are in the Commonwealth - Great Britain owns them!
- Has two forms to disgrace our TV screens with - Union and League
- You can kick the egg out of play for your benefit (?)
- Anyone under 6'0" can't really get involved
Overall, rugby is crap. England are current world champions beating mighty forces in world sport such as Georgia and Romania to the final. A game for closet homosexuals who like to feel men up when in a scrum.
Play proper sports that are truly international like golf, tennis and football. Ditch the ugly blot of 'sport' that is rugby.
A bizzare sport played with a ball shaped like an egg that bounces oddly.
Created after some guy was so rubbish at football he picked it up and ran with it at private Rugby School, England, also known as Toff's Palace. Also known as 'the Darkest day in Sport' ever.
The idea of Rugby is to run the egg over the tryline of the opposing team. Alternative points can be scored by kicking the egg between two goalposts (H-shaped) at the ends of the rectangular pitch.
NB: Rugby is a terrible sport. The reasons why follow:
- Is the only sport I know that actually ENCOURAGES you to fall on another man's rear
- The ball is the wrong shape
- Played by snobs who call it 'rugger'
- People pretend its an international sport when really only '6 nations' (4 of which are currently or where part of Great Britain) can be arsed to turn up in the whole of Europe (even San Marino cobble together a team for football, 16 countries make up the European Championships in football) and the only other countries who care about rugby are in the Commonwealth - Great Britain owns them!
- Has two forms to disgrace our TV screens with - Union and League
- You can kick the egg out of play for your benefit (?)
- Anyone under 6'0" can't really get involved
Overall, rugby is crap. England are current world champions beating mighty forces in world sport such as Georgia and Romania to the final. A game for closet homosexuals who like to feel men up when in a scrum.
Play proper sports that are truly international like golf, tennis and football. Ditch the ugly blot of 'sport' that is rugby.
For God's sake ... Grandstand have Rugby on all day again. Turn on Soccer Saturday - a proper sport everyone cares about!
by Oxford Lad June 03, 2005
A sport where real men play.
A sport where real skills count.
A sport where it involves kicking skill, passing skills, a good brain and strength.
A sport where it can't be compared to any other sport
when soccer players say it's a sport without any skills, why dont you try to run for 80 minutes tackling people and running with only mouth guards on
and american football is just for dumb fuckers i guess
fuck off football players who say 'try running for 90 minutes with only shin pads guarding you'
we only have mouth guards
A sport where real skills count.
A sport where it involves kicking skill, passing skills, a good brain and strength.
A sport where it can't be compared to any other sport
when soccer players say it's a sport without any skills, why dont you try to run for 80 minutes tackling people and running with only mouth guards on
and american football is just for dumb fuckers i guess
fuck off football players who say 'try running for 90 minutes with only shin pads guarding you'
we only have mouth guards
Hey, is rugby a good sport?
fuck off, isn't it obvious you pussy cunt? get off your ass and play some ball
fuck off, isn't it obvious you pussy cunt? get off your ass and play some ball
by playrugbyyouweakcunts March 21, 2011
by pcpp August 22, 2004
Code of football.
Rugby League: Fast exciting sport, played by athletic, hard bastards.
Rugby Union: clumsy, overly complicated game for posturing middle class wannabes. Also an excuse for a few beers and shenanigans with spiky desert plants.
Rugby League: Fast exciting sport, played by athletic, hard bastards.
Rugby Union: clumsy, overly complicated game for posturing middle class wannabes. Also an excuse for a few beers and shenanigans with spiky desert plants.
by Tuwi March 19, 2005
basically football, but the retarded version. It consists of wearing no pads so you get easily injured and passing the ball in a gay way which is so extra and unnecessary.
lol rugby who?
by urdadsmom April 06, 2017
a rough sport and fun i have played both rugby and football i think that football is more rougher because off the helmet
by jimmy221212 September 20, 2005
Spin-off sport of football, which is a real sport. Some twat was a bit shit at football so decided to pick up the ball and run with it. The posh bastards then decide to name their World Cup after him. Has more players in a team than football because posh people can afford more friends.
"Rahhh. I'm going to ruck you and maul you until you're aching all over Tarquin"
"Steady on Charles"
"Steady on Charles"
by TigerJoe March 20, 2005