by Heather Giraffe July 7, 2008
Get the dirty roadin mug.Describes a heavy duty Rogaine user, typically an insecure and short in stature (Elf-like) male in the process of losing their hair. The Rogainist will sometimes use generic-brand hair regrowth solutions to save some money. In many cases, the Rogainist is married to a equally insecure makeup whore who insists the Rogainist use the toxic solution despite the potential side effects, else the marriage is over.
Rogainists are often cuckolded by their high maintenance, stay at home makeup whore wives who leave all the child care to the cuckold husband. They really take advantage of the Rogainist's insecurities.
Rogainists are often cuckolded by their high maintenance, stay at home makeup whore wives who leave all the child care to the cuckold husband. They really take advantage of the Rogainist's insecurities.
Makeup Whore Wife: Jeremy, I don't find you attractive anymore, your Elf-like stature and small cock is being overpowered by your balding head. Become a Rogainist or the marriage is over.
Cockolded Husband: OK, I'll disregard the heart palpitations and become a Rogainist. Are you being fucked by Master BBC tonight?
Cockolded Husband: OK, I'll disregard the heart palpitations and become a Rogainist. Are you being fucked by Master BBC tonight?
by CyberWank August 30, 2010
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Get the rodian mug.by Chris Pye March 1, 2005
Get the Romaine mug.A: Ahh he got with another mixed raced girl last night
B: Yeah she wasn't even nice though, he's just Rodding
B: Yeah she wasn't even nice though, he's just Rodding
by Bliks June 21, 2011
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From Bridget Jones' Diary.
Mar 9th.
Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)
Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."
Mar 9th.
Vodkas: 2 Cigarettes 10 (9 post-coital!)
Mark took me out for a fancy meal down Starburger. He then took me home and showed that his lovemaking tendencies leaned towards the Greek. Halfway through his stuffing my arse however, he insisted that I hold my gaping anus open whilst he took a shit down it. I said that this was impossible, he insisted that "all my previous bitches loved off roading."
by fourfoot September 13, 2008
Get the off roading mug.Calling everybody who doesn't fit in to your social standards a "nasty whore", giving your bestfriend's boyfriend a handjob, and having nasaly breaths.
by go_green301 April 18, 2008
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