elbow-rig

To elbow-rig something means to misunderstand what something says and think they said something else.

Ok sorry, I elbow-rigged you.

by Bearsy July 16, 2019

men in the rigging

navel,
Small tagnuts trapped in the hairs of sailers` arses.

'Six months since leaving Tahiti and no sign of land. We ate the last of the breadfruit weeks ago. Water and toilet paper strictly rationed. Crew growing restless, complaining of scrofulo,scurvy and men in the rigging, Lord help us. `(from 'The Diary of Fletcher Christian',1789.

by Dock3r August 28, 2006

nig-rig

To fix something very temporarily; with little or no real repair or use of tools/assisstance. Also see MacGuyver.

"Dude, my car's not starting, I just need it to get me to work and back tonight, and I've got to be there in an hour. Think you can help?"
"Yeah, I can nig-rig 'er."

by Garret February 6, 2005

nigger-rig

a less effective method of repairing something that has been broken or damaged which usually will end up broken again.a more derogatory way of saying african american engineering

my dog ate my wire to my tv so i had to nigger-rig it because i didnt want to miss the superbowl.

by lkjium April 13, 2006

Ghetto rig

To fix something in the cheapest,fastest,and laziest way.

I Ghetto rigged my stereo.

by Mr.Gummiworm March 13, 2009

nigger rig

To temporarily fix a mechanized object (usually an old car) using either a coat hanger or duct tape.

"Dude, my muffler broke off and it was all draggin on the ground - so I nigger rigged it with a coat hanger."

by Fuzzycom August 12, 2005

Nigger-rigged

Something improperly fixed, often mechanical or electronic. It is a derogatory term derived from "jerry-rigged" which came into use from the confusion of "jury-rigged," a nautical term for a makeshift replacement of rig that has been damaged or lost overboard, and "Gerry-built," which referred to the low quality of German manufactures in the latter part of the 19th century. Also known euphemistically as "Afro-Engineering" or "Colored Engineering"

all black people in the world, no matter where from, have always nigger-rigged their cars

by weapnsdealer January 18, 2007