Ribbon Twirler

A Ribbon Twirler is a kind of person who sucks the fun out of everything and is so politically correct to the point that their existence itself is incredibly offensive and nobody wants them around.

Fuck Brad, we don't want that ribbon twirler to come to the party

by Ricky Razors November 27, 2021

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ribbons and beaus

Describes a group of paired singles where da gals do their hair in the old-fashioned way.

I love attending barn-dances and other traditional country-folk gatherings; it's refreshing to see all da ribbons and beaus there.

by QuacksO March 26, 2021

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shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 10, 2015

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blue ribbon fuck

A prick.

She thinks he's a blue ribbon fuck.

by Ereck Flowers August 29, 2018

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White Ribboned

A derogatory term used when only a man brags about abusing a women or another man in a physical, sexual or emotional sense, but not really doing it. Often used amongst friends and colleagues to describe a situation where they have tried to inflate their egos with stories of dominating someone.

Hey Nathan, how was your date last night?

Yeah good, she complained about the movie i took her to, so i white ribboned her ass!

by cool cunt klint November 08, 2016

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