rhode island smack down

When you're convienently in Rhode Island eating a hot dog, and someone with blue pants comes and smacks you in the face.

damn, look at that poor faggot gettin the rhode island smack down

by garden life December 9, 2008

rhode island razzamatazz

When a woman is sitting on the toilet taking a dump and the man is sitting on the floor licking her clit.

My neck hurts from giving Jill a rhode island razzamatazz.

by jjfray July 1, 2009

Rhode Island Tuxedo

The prefered mode of dress for native Rhode Island men to be worn in any occasion: job interviews, funerals, running errands, going to the gym, etc. It is comprised of a muscle shirt or wife-beater, athletic pants, white sneakers, and a gold chain. Optional accessories include hair gel.

What are you going to wear to Mark's party? Probably just a Rhode Island Tuxedo.

by redguybluestate July 28, 2011

Rhode Island handshake

When a Rhode Island woman (or man) reaches over and grabs your crank through your pants. Although this is common at a strip club, it can also happen at dinner, at a sports game, or in a vehicle.

Woman - Hey big guy, care to have a good time while I grab your crotch?

Man - What is this? A Rhode Island handshake?

by Not from around hea' October 1, 2012

Rhode Island Roast

When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.

"My Girlfriend & I tried Rhode Island Roasting last night, it was wellllll nice!"

by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

Rhode Island Red

One who can't take a joke.

You should develope a sense of humor or else you will end up like Rhode Islang Red.

by MMM_ERT June 24, 2003

Rhode Island School of Design

Where people who will contribute little or nothing to society are educated on why that makes them wonderful. Its acronym, RISD, is also used to denote liberal douchebags and people who will spend most of their life dreaming instead of doing. Like Brown University and Hot Topic, it's a place where people go because they want to stand out, when in fact they are simply made to conform.

a: He went to Rhode Island School of Design.
b: RISD? Ah, so he's unemployed and only votes Democrat?
a: Pretty much.

by EffRhodeIsland May 25, 2012