retrograde teabag

A retrograde teabag is when the teabaggee is behind the teabagger.

I was sitting when he bent over right in front of me and all there were was nuts in face. A total retrograde teabag.

by IceColdTeabag January 9, 2009

Retrofarien

1. Someone who only wears retro clothing and nothing else.

2. Someone who does/buys something months after the craze has passed

3. Scene kids are sometimes retrofariens

1. Dude look at that guy and his flare jeans...his such a retrofarien


2. 'Dude, do you remember pokémon red?'

'Yea...'

'Well look at him over there playing it on his gameboy colour, he's such a retrofarien'

by Mosher_Dude3 March 29, 2009

Retromac

Mackin on someone that you used to get with years prior, generally when you head back to your hometown for a wedding or high school reunion

Yo, imma retromac that honey at my cousins wedding this weekend.

by gchem July 8, 2010

retrotarded

A particularly extreme Mercury Retrograde period, such that even trivial communication fails spectacularly. Packages are delivered incorrectly, e-mailed messages are lost to the electronic void, and civilization crumbles as confused citizens squint, confused and helpless, at text messages that were sent hours late to the wrong person.

A. S. Mercury retrograde ends tonight 11:21 pm PST

Amy A. IMHO, this one has been particularly "retrogrady"!

Chris H. ‎@Amy - I'd go so far as to say "retrotarded".

by jesus_is_lord_of_me December 29, 2010

Retrotard

Someone so obsessed with retro lifestyle/clothes/games/music ect that nothing else is of any interest. Also spends alot of time on collecting/making/maintaining their "retro lifestyle".

I'm such a retrotard that;
"I only listen to music produced in the 50's - period"
"I'm obsessed with super mario/snake/megaman ect"
"I only buy and own vintage clothing/furniture"
"if it's not older than me - it's crap"

by a true retrotard August 22, 2011

Retroactive Respect

Can be used as a verb or an adverb.
Giving somebody respect, or to respect for something that happened in the past and told in a story.

Pops: When i was your age i was in a VietCong POW camp for 2 years.
Kid: Hey i give you retroactive respect for that.

by who was that again? August 2, 2011

retromarking

Reading off someone else's bingo card to verify whether previous squares have already been provided and then marking your card accordingly. Some call this teamwork...others would call it dishonorable.

After reading off of Lauren's bingo card and retromarking his own, Mike and Lauren were both ineligibalized for the remainder of the game. Oooohh...

by meandyermom March 8, 2012