The person who's reading this

A person who has low self esteem, is lonely , and doesn't understand shit they are learning/learned in school. Also they suck but thats okay because I suck too so we can be buddies who suck ig.

Oh also they keep trying to get word of the day on here but keep failing . It'll work out one day buddy. You'll figure life out

oh look its the person who's reading this

by theunfunnycomedian April 13, 2021

reading festival

the greatest festival in the U.K. happens once a year normally in summer. lots of great bands play. Green Day, Lost Prophets, Placebo, The Hives, The Darkness

And The Shit get booed off e.g
50 Cent
Rasmus

Reading Festival was the nads ^ ^

by adam October 9, 2004

recording studio

The place where you record your music!

I recorded my rap songs @ the recording studio in Boston yeterday (I wish)!

by Home slice May 2, 2005

Reading the Economist

Can be used in two ways:

1. Describes a sexual act that could have occurred between two close friends as they share a shower together while one person is supposedly reading the Economist, or

2. Describes the use of a completely non-sensical excuse to explain why a guy and a girl were in the shower at the same time.

"Hey..we knocked on the door for like 15 minutes and no one answered..where were you?"

"In the shower with my friend."

"DOING WHAT?!"

"I was cold, so I decided to sit in the bathroom and absorb the steam, and so I was reading the Economist while I was there."

"..."

by Neb Nimajney August 24, 2006

retardical

A mix between "rhetorical" and "retarded", usually used to describe a rhetorical question that makes no sense.

David, stop asking such retardical questions!

by boysnoggage December 5, 2004

Retardando

The slowest retard.

Wow! Ross really is the retardando.

by failure______________ June 14, 2018

retardigan

a cardigan that makes you look like a retard. especially if you are a guy

oh my goodness look at that guy hes wearing a retardigan

by jadith December 18, 2008