Designated Drunk

Your buddy who is always the desiganted drunk driver. You all go party and no one is sober but the best drunk driver drives the car home

Man your the best drunk driver so we vote your the designated drunk driver of the night

by rexero December 11, 2007

Designated Slam Piece or DSP

A Designated Slam Piece is a girl you have on the slide, before going out to a party, bar, or gathering where you have a girl or "piece" that you can "slam," have sexual relations, take part in foreplay, or hook-up with at the end of the night when all else fails. This can be a good or bad thing which can prove that no matter how much you fuck up, you still have a girl to get with. The negative side is that no matter how hard you try, it's impossible to get another girl so that DSP comes in handy on those dry weekends where you just can't pick up a girl for your life.

Designated Slam Piece or DSP:

"This girl is all over me but i'm really trying to get some ass this weekend and this girl isn't even that good looking, butter faceeee..."
"... Dude i mean does she have a nice ass?"
"Yeah, but what about it??"
"Whatever dude, just make that bitch your DSP and call it a year man"
"YEAHHH, your right! I forgot I lost my last designated slam piece after I gave that bitch HPV"
"Dude, she had that shit coming, she def should have asked before you fucked her"
"Yeah, like what the fuck.. wasn't my fault"
"Definitely a trick ass bitch"
"Chyeahhh your right, well let's hit indigo and see whats up with this Designated Slam Piece later"

by IsingM_PSU October 26, 2011

requested resignation

Firing

Jeff Sessions submitted his "requested resignation" as U.S. Attorney General.

by Matt Whitaker November 7, 2018

Designated Driver

The one who can actually hold their shit together, the one who isn't a lightweight

Group of Guys go out drinking
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*

Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food

-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along

by Mr. NuGg May 13, 2018

Designated driver

Those life-saving nerds.

I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.

by Maximus December 21, 2004

resignator

<res -ih g -n aye tor> 1. Any person who like U.S. President George W. Bush, the RESIGNATOR, allows for the entire support apparatus to collapse beneath themselves, all the while facing forward, unblinking and determined never to admit even the slightest of mistakes. The confidence terminator, the general public dis-regarder, earning the name every day through a new resignation announcement from unlimited numbers of close advisers including but not limited to: the Brownies, the generals, the attorneys, the Colin Powell's, the Donald Rumsfeld's, the staffers, the appointees etc. 2. The man who allowed his own brain to resign from duty before the job was done (Karl Rove aka Bush's Brain), the giver upper, the man who won't change his mind about anything at all ever, but allows it to check out early while his body stays at work.

I watched as the resignator reloaded his pen and put it to yet another pink slip, he marked it with the infamous capital 'R' as his stamp, and placed it on the top of the tall pink paper stack, then paused to consider filling out his own...

by Sergio Momarsh August 17, 2007

designated hitter

someone who masturbates while watching two men have sex with each other

"Brock and Mike were having sex and they wanted me to join in, but I was only comfortable being a designated hitter."

by matty fantastic September 10, 2005