rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

by JudgeTred August 10, 2016

rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.

"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"

by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018

Rectal Randy

the act of being horny for anal sex

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!

by Greg S. September 24, 2004

Rectal drought

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.

I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.

by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017

Rectal Extracation

Dropping a massive shit.

I just had a rectal extracation. It was big I didn’t flush it for fear it would clog the pipes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

rectal star

One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.

"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."

by lover of women February 5, 2004

Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.

The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018