If you thought bedrock learning was bad, buckle your seatbelts boy, because the satanic company that is sparx learning (the absolute fucking monsters that made the Guantánamo Bay torture device, sparx maths) released a website called sparx reader. sparx reader is a nightmare to consume more of the student's time that could be going into curing AIDS or burning down the Church of England (fuck them) and if a school decides to implement it at school, fuck them, and i hope all their staff get into a horrific car accident
by schmahman May 27, 2024
Get the sparx readermug. by Randommboiy November 29, 2022
Get the Dear reader.mug. An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. by anonymous September 26, 2020
Get the Readersmug. When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.
by Los’ Daddy June 27, 2025
Get the Diddy’s Card Readermug. by persononacouch December 21, 2022
Get the said the mind readermug. by gayfag14141 August 20, 2019
Get the Chip Readermug.