razorfanboy

the name of a person who is very cool. also cosplays are very pog😎

person a: hey, that person is so cool!
person b: sure, but there’s no way they’re as cool as razorfanboy, he’s the coolest.

by wehadabondingmomenticradledyou March 26, 2021

butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.

Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!

by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008

Cloud Razor

An angry pregnant woman you don't want to mess with.

What?! Monique killed someone?!....Yeah she was a real cloud razor.

by KHawk December 29, 2010

GX-RAZOR

a person who plays critical ops with a fucking controller

Man, Jeff is such a GX-RAZOR!

by somtangwong September 25, 2017

steppin' razor

"Walking weapon", as in "I'm a walking straight-razor", don't you watch my size (be mislead by my small stature)

If you wanna live, live
I beg you treat me good
I'm like a walking razor
Don't you watch my size
I'm dangerous
- Lyrics to "Steppin' Razor by Joe Higgs, recorded by Peter Tosh

by Escapistus September 29, 2022

buy their razor

Sports-related: to knock a team out of playoff contention. Derived from the tendency for sports teams to grow their beards during the playoffs as a sign of team unity.

The Chargers bought the Titans their razor(buy their razor) last night by pounding them 42-17 in Tennessee, knocking the Titans to 7-8 and completely out of the playoff chase.

by The Evil Steve December 26, 2009

Greg's Razor

One can never achieve 100% beer efficiency. Some beers out of a 24 will always be lost to friends, frozen in the freezer, spilled, etc.

Why can Nolan never drink all of his beers? answer: Greg's Razor

by saun0087 May 25, 2015