Roflwalrus

When someone makes such an epic fail, does something so amazingly stupid, or something that's along the lines of "rofl", "roflcopter", "roflstomp" etc., but the situation is so large that it demands for a gigantic mammal's name to be incorporated.

Friend: (reading a pick up line) "I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness." Well, then you better stay away from the chocolate fountain, buddy.
You: ROFLWALRUS!

by uhlissaplusajay April 1, 2011

roflspagus

1) Rolling on the floor laughing + spagus - often used as a random suffix to emphasize the "roflness" of the said sitatuion.

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
<Guo_Si> roflspagus

by Rex Bearden March 13, 2008

rotflwpimp

rolling on the floor laughing while pissing in my pants

SOmeone says "his penis is so small he could drill a hole in a pencil and screw it"

You respond: ROTFLWPIMP

by AOL November 6, 2003

Roflpuffs

A sarcastic/cute replacement for ROFL, or Rolling On the Floor Laughing; mocking AOL kiddies who use such abbreviations on a regular basis.

Roflpuffs, Jeff is a funny lad.

by Velkairn December 9, 2003

roflweapoc

acryonym for: rolling on the floor laughing while eathing a piece of cake.

that was so funny! roflweapoc!

by dancing_teddy_bear October 28, 2006

ROFLPM

"Rolling on floor peeing myself"

"Holy shit roflpm, he is one funny ass dude

by L93 January 11, 2009

ROFLWaffle

To laugh while eating waffles

I had a total ROFLwaffle earlier

by Conor Devlin August 24, 2007