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roflspagus 

1) Rolling on the floor laughing + spagus - often used as a random suffix to emphasize the "roflness" of the said sitatuion.
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
<Guo_Si> roflspagus
roflspagus by Rex Bearden March 13, 2008
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roflofagus 

The term used when rofl just doesn't quite cut it. Usually used if something really funny happens and you just can't stop laughing. Roflofagus doesn't actually stand for anything, it is just an extended rofl.
Roflofagus that's so funny!
or
ROFLOFAGUS your death was so funny I'm not going to stop laughing for weeks!
roflofagus by willisc89 November 23, 2006
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roflofagus 

An expression used as an enhanced noun of rofl, representing the apotheosis of roflness.

Syn: lol,rofl.
Roflofagus! That joke was so funny!
roflofagus by ayeyah October 7, 2004

roflsausage

An expression used on the internet generally meaning something is funny, adding on the "sausage" to the "rofl", which originally means "rolling on the floor laughing".
"roflsausage! u see that dood get pwned?"
roflsausage by TehBurgerKing May 17, 2007
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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