Rectal Randy

the act of being horny for anal sex

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!

by Greg S. September 24, 2004

rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.

"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"

by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018

rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

by JudgeTred August 10, 2016

rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007

rectal star

One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.

"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."

by lover of women February 5, 2004

Rectal adventure

An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.

Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.

by joseph blough October 8, 2023

rectal syrup

a blended combination of feces and flesh from inside the anus. often referred to when describing something disgusting and/or pertaining to the the taste a homosexual gets when munching another man's rectum

"I heard that daniel totally fucked up his face with a fork, and now it totally looks like some rectal syrup."

by pinkirishgoatz December 27, 2009