rectal erection

where the act of one inserts a condom into the anus and begins to fill it with expansion foam

"I had a serious rectal erection the other night"

by budandjeff March 26, 2019

rectal regret

The eye watering sorrow and pain felt through ones anus the day after willingly consuming massive amounts of spicy food.

"Put the toilet paper in the fridge bro, there's going to be some serious rectal regret tomorrow"

by Evil Bald Genius July 26, 2018

Rectal drought

Like dry heaving throw up but out of your ass. When you have the diarrhea bad and for so long that finally nothing will come out.

I've had the diarrhea so bad for the past two days that I finally have rectal drought.

by StinkyTacoKisses November 16, 2017

Rectal Randy

the act of being horny for anal sex

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!

by Greg S. September 24, 2004

rectal star

One who surrounds himself with nothing but buttholes.

"That John Thomas sure is a bigtime rectal star."

by lover of women February 5, 2004

Rectal adventure

An act of climbing into the ass of a large person or animal, crawling through their digestive tract and eventually making their way out of the mouth.

Johnny started his rectal adventure when he inserted his head into the elephant’s butt and proceeded to crawl through a system of shit and acid until he was regurgitated out of the elephant’s mouth.

by joseph blough October 8, 2023

Rectal Lava

Pure fire, burning, explosive diarrhea. Induced by flu, illness or really questionable dietary choices.

The dude in the next stall was begging for the rectal lava to stop pouring from his ass.

My hole feels like it’s got third degree burns from that rectal lava.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018