a bunch of fucked up assholes that like to dress up like japanamation cartoons, tinkerbell fairy look-alikes, or glow in the dark zombies. they like bright colors, loud bass, and candy necklaces. that's all they eat so they're usually really fucking skinny, but sometimes you will find one of their fat friends that like to hang out with them and just eat candy. these fuckers hang out at raves or in dark basements giving backrubs to eachother while singing along to the techno (which contains lyrics like: castle in the sky, i see a rainbow in your eye!). also, these dj's that "spin" techno are the dj's that weren't good enough to make it through dj school and dropped out. all they do is fade one track into the next rack, counting "1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4..." in their head. anyways what was i saying? fuck a candy raver. if you ever see one kick 'em in the balls or vag, because they deserve it.
JIM: I met this candy raver last night.
BOB: Really? What's a candy raver?
JIM: They go to raves and wear construction masks covered in Vick's Vapo-rub. They like candy.
BOB: Like snickers?
JIM: No, not the good kind of candy. Jewelry candy.
BOB: Sound like a bunch of queers to me.
JIM: Yep.
BOB: Yessir.
BOB: Really? What's a candy raver?
JIM: They go to raves and wear construction masks covered in Vick's Vapo-rub. They like candy.
BOB: Like snickers?
JIM: No, not the good kind of candy. Jewelry candy.
BOB: Sound like a bunch of queers to me.
JIM: Yep.
BOB: Yessir.
by Chris Walsh October 10, 2005
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Get the raver mug.Inhaling a fuck-load of crack while at the same time drinking vodka(whiskey works too)and spewing it all up.
by Fat1 November 13, 2004
Get the Raver's Sno Cone mug.can be a person who enjoys going to underground parties. often ravers like to put drugs into their systems because the high of life is not good enough. this also results in wearing the most hideous clothing such as huuuge pants, backwards/upside down visors, pacifiers, and skin tight shirts. ravers have an obsession with glowsticks and they resemble zombies.
"did you see that lifeless, baggy-pant wearing, pacifier sucking drug addict?"
"yea, jane is a raver"
"yea, jane is a raver"
by emohammers December 9, 2003
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by Dain735 July 30, 2003
Get the raverfag mug.A label slapped on anyone bearing the trademark UFO pants, kandy jewelry, Visors, Glowstrings/Sticks/Ect, Multi-colored hair, Funny backpacks and listens to the genre formally known as rave music.
The term has lost its meaning seeing as the culture has died out due to government meddling. Anyone who still calls themself a raver is very un-hip and is looked at as a poser for trying to ressurect the term.
You look at someone who calls themself a "Raver" the same way you would someone who calls themself a "Disco Dancer"
WTF!
The term has lost its meaning seeing as the culture has died out due to government meddling. Anyone who still calls themself a raver is very un-hip and is looked at as a poser for trying to ressurect the term.
You look at someone who calls themself a "Raver" the same way you would someone who calls themself a "Disco Dancer"
WTF!
-- At a modern club somewhere in the world --
clubber 1- " Oh god, look at that loser raving with glowsticks"
clubber 2- " He thinks hes a raver, what a poser, he's 10 years too late "
clubber 1- " Oh god, look at that loser raving with glowsticks"
clubber 2- " He thinks hes a raver, what a poser, he's 10 years too late "
by Aniko October 10, 2006
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