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When reminiscing about the late Tim Russert, these Imaginary Russert Qualities or IRQs, are the ideas that conjure up in your mind, regardless of whatever the media says contrary to them.
"Her dad has at least three of the Imaginary Russert Qualities."
"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."
Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:
1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge
"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"
2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.
"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"
3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:
"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::
"Calm down dad, you're getting the IRQs again."
Imaginary Russert Qualities include, but are not limited to the following:
1. Russert as an Alcoholic with various gins and vodkas on top of his stainless steel fridge
"Don't you even think about touching my Tanqueray you little nitwit!"
2. Poor parenting skills such as suddenly screaming at his son with a piece of corn chowder hanging on his lip.
"How was your day at school son?"
"eh, it was okay"
"You better hope that passed your exams with flying colors or else I'll hang your scrawny ass up by your silly pants, I'm not waking up at ridiculous hours to interview these jackasses for my health! Now go to your room and don't come out until you've finished Wealth of Nations!!!"
3. Throwing temper tantrums whilst making home repairs:
"GODDAMMIT I WANT MY FATHER BACK!!" ::KNOCKS HAMMER THROUGH WALL::
by Clint Walker June 24, 2008
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by QualicumBeachFan April 11, 2011
Get the Qualicum Beach mug.In the game of poker, and possibly other card games, the term "Quads" means a player has four of the same card rank, or four-of-a-kind.
I didn't think much of my pocket snowmen until I flopped a set of 8's and then got quads on the river -- I knew I had the best hand.
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Get the qualsy mug.John "Johnny Quads" Wenzel is one of the most successful high-stakes cash-game poker players in the Southeast, as well as a magazine editor, author and former professional poker dealer. Based in South Florida, he has shown a poker profit every year for decades and is a former Oklahoma State Pot-Limit Hold'em Champion.
One game in Vegas in the early 1990's has now become the stuff of legend. He had a huge win in a big game at the Mirage, but remembers little of it besides what he was told.
"I'm not a drinker, but I had to drink with these loud, loose, crazy guys in cowboy hats to keep this very lucrative game going. These Texans were throwing hundred-dollar bills around like rain," he recalls. "I had some Florida boys with me and they insist I got quads four times, though I only recall two or maybe three. When people ask me, I say four times, but I was totally out of it and a little sick and it's always been fuzzy. I just kept betting and they kept calling. When they finally pulled me out of there and got me back to my room, I had pocketfuls of money and everyone was calling me 'Johnny Quads.' I do remember making quads with pocket fours, and that has been my signature hand ever since."
And of course, the nickname has stuck.
Johnny Quads is the author of three books on poker: The Everything Poker Strategy Book, Everything Hold'em, and The Only Poker Book You'll Ever Need. He is currently the Editor-in-Chief of Poker Pro Magazine, Online Poker Pro Magazine and Poker Pro Europe.
One game in Vegas in the early 1990's has now become the stuff of legend. He had a huge win in a big game at the Mirage, but remembers little of it besides what he was told.
"I'm not a drinker, but I had to drink with these loud, loose, crazy guys in cowboy hats to keep this very lucrative game going. These Texans were throwing hundred-dollar bills around like rain," he recalls. "I had some Florida boys with me and they insist I got quads four times, though I only recall two or maybe three. When people ask me, I say four times, but I was totally out of it and a little sick and it's always been fuzzy. I just kept betting and they kept calling. When they finally pulled me out of there and got me back to my room, I had pocketfuls of money and everyone was calling me 'Johnny Quads.' I do remember making quads with pocket fours, and that has been my signature hand ever since."
And of course, the nickname has stuck.
Johnny Quads is the author of three books on poker: The Everything Poker Strategy Book, Everything Hold'em, and The Only Poker Book You'll Ever Need. He is currently the Editor-in-Chief of Poker Pro Magazine, Online Poker Pro Magazine and Poker Pro Europe.
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