MC Puzzle pants

A ghetto white boy who wears pants with puzzle piece designs. Holla

YO YO YO, MC PUZZLE PANTS IS FRICKE FRICKE FRESH

by Tmoneyupindisbitch December 20, 2016

Puzzled

When you’re waiting on an Amazon return to be credited to your account so you can buy something else but by the time you add your new item to cart your wife has already spent the credit.

I’m puzzled as to why the credit is not reflecting on the checkout.
Never mind… I see what she did

by The wulf December 03, 2021

Puzzled

The way people walk around in 2020 - walking.. starring as if nothing makes sense *almost looking constipated*

Boomer: Ron, Why do those young kids over there look like they just smoked purp skerp??
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin

by Workatrollics November 27, 2019

Mexican puzzle

Ripping up a newspaper or other pieces of paper and making someone put the pieces back together.

Son:"dad im bored."
Dad:*rips up newspaper*
"Here's a Mexican puzzle, put it together."

by thatoneguy23 December 08, 2014

puzzle-fucked

To be so confused you are in a state of awe or astonishment from the Seemingly impossible or unforeseen product and or possibly

Paul was puzzled-fucked after realizing that Beyonce Knowles and flavor flave had become a couple.

James puzzle-fucked facial expressions could only mean one thing. After 18 years of marriage he no knows that he son was not his

by TreyB February 05, 2015

snatch puzzle junkie

When you take a photo of your woman’s snatch then cut it up in peices and put it back together as a puzzle.

Hey babe.. I’m in a snatch puzzle junkie mood.

by TNT X2 January 28, 2018

Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.

After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.

by JAKram May 11, 2020