Wet Puddin' 

To have sex with a morbidly obese female with an extremely wet vaginal region.

You did her last night braaaahhh???

Yea broohhhhh. Dat sheeeet was some wet puddin'

Wet Puddin' by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

White Puddin' 

A continuation of the informal phrase, "Your mom" or "Yo mama". Used to retort when insulted by a white foo'.

A highly offensive, derogatory term that can be likened to white trash or trailer trash.

Person 1: Yo mama!
Person 2: Yo, shut your face, you stupid cracka! Yo mama's White Puddin'!

White Puddin' by Kimbodia December 13, 2008

Eatin' my puddin' 

A common U.K slang for 'eating ass' or giving a rimjob

Oy,this lass was eatin' my puddin' all night on Chewsday. It only cost me an extra 10 quid!

Eatin' my puddin' by DaymnDayniel November 2, 2022

shakey puddin 

That good stuff that a man gets from a woman.

Damn, that was some good-ass shakey puddin that I got off your sister last night!

shakey puddin by Robert Fabulous McCune July 9, 2004

warm puddin' pop 

The act of putting your finger in the ass of another and then having that person suck on your finger after it is removed from your ass.

Geez Logan last night I couldn't get enough of your warm puddin' pops.

warm puddin' pop by Vanrusselburg April 21, 2009

panty puddin

When the juices of an aroused woman are released into her panties thus causing crusty panties. Originally from the term 'yo panties be crusty' after noticing a "hot" guy. To shorten the term you now use panty puddin'.

-That boy is so fyne i just made panty puddin'!
-Girl I'll get you so hot... I'll be havin panty puddin for dessert.
-She had such a billy ocean that her panty puddin erupted and landed on the floor, flooding the room!

panty puddin by Jon, Hayleigh, & Emiko March 25, 2005

Banana hammer puddin' rocket 

Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.

"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."

"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"

Banana hammer puddin' rocket by banana hammer March 16, 2010