Pirate prunes

Shriveled old testes

Damn those are some nasty pirate prunes!

by Hotasian Embassy February 11, 2018

raw peunis

just a sexy thing that looks like a raw penis. iz badazz 😎 it is in luvh with all claue moduls. if u donut think raw peunis is sexc you hav issues n should realee c a docktur.

charlie: yo is that raw peunis 😍

gatsby: thaut sexc beast over there?! yes.

all claues: raw peunis is so fucking sexc just marry me already 😘😘😘

by rawpeunis October 5, 2020

raw peunis

just a sexy thing that looks like a raw penis. iz badazz 😎 it is in luvh with all claue moduls. if u donut think raw peunis is sexc you hav issues n should realee c a docktur.

charlie: yo is that raw peunis 😍

gatsby: thaut sexc beast over there?! yes.

all claues: raw peunis is so fucking sexc just marry me already 😘😘😘

by rawpeunis October 5, 2020

Juicy Prunus

The name given to my wife’s shaved kitty.

Vlad got excited looking at Juicy Prunus and from the side noticed how it was smiling.

by anonymous September 27, 2021

Department of Prudish Intent

An American censorship board called Standards and Practices (also referred to as Department of Prudish Intent) is the name traditionally given to the department at a television network which is responsible for the moral, ethical, and legal implications of the program that network airs. Standards and Practices also ensure fairness on televised game shows, in which they are the adjunct to the judges at the production company level. They also have the power to write-up and suggest to fire TV network stars and employees for violations of standards and practices. The Department of Prudish Intent takes things too seriously and also censors minor things.

Department of Prudish Intent are a bunch of prudes!

by Mr. Robotron June 11, 2017

Glutton for Punishment

A person who keeps going back for more bad things

She wanted to order her daughter a Virginia Tech gnome from Amazon, but they sent one in rival University of Virginia colors. She ordered three more times from the same store thinking that they might eventually send one in maroon and orange, but no luck. Maureen was a glutton for punishment.

by Eladicart February 19, 2020

Pittsburgh Punisher

The act of pinning someone down, defecating in their mouth, then holding their jaw shut while they struggle to open up and relieve themselves

Jack: Yo dawg I gave Sheila a Pittsburgh Punisher the other day.

Xzibit: Wow, she must have had a shitty time

*Bah doomp ching*

by The Real Foofenscoops December 5, 2011