bloody pressed

When someone is abnormally urged to do something.

Person 1:"Want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders together?"
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."

by Internet_Theorist April 4, 2022

Possed

A posh way of passing something

I possed her the caviar. Ohhohohoho.

by its real November 16, 2010

fresh pressed poop

The act of squeezing recently picked up dog poop while in a plastic bag.

I picked up the dog poop using an inside out baggie and then squished it through my fingers. It was warm. I love the feeling of fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009

Pressed

When you are feeling mad, angry, or anxious.

1: Hhahah....what’s wrong dude
2: stfu I’m so fucking pressed rn these people keep pissing me off

by Noeeellll April 7, 2019

hard pressed

When ecstasy is compressed into a smaller, flatter version. Same amount of MDMA, but it is compacted and more dense.

What kind are they?
Hard pressed mang.

by GinAleBel November 28, 2007

pressed elephant

When a male lowers his pants and underwear, exposing his genitals, then proceeds to press his genitals against glass. This resembles an elephant pressed into the glass.

As the car full of frat boys drove past me, one of them gave me the pressed elephant.

by yooL June 16, 2016

Whiffing a Peppys pressed ham

Snorting adderall off of someone ass.

Just got caught whiffing a peppys pressed ham.

by Shneebles April 20, 2018