Pandemic Proposal

Proposing marriage to your partner during a pandemic - often out of haste, panic or heightened emotions.

"Did you hear Damian and Giannina are engaged?"
"Total pandemic proposal"

by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 24, 2020

clarifying proposal

'clarifying proposal' or 'defining resolution' or 'defining proposal' is a summary that is also used to reveal an underlying problem to an obfuscating author such as a conman without giving away awareness (by the victim) of the conman's scam.

I am an agent with a buyer who wishes to buy your property but we wish to carry out due diligence first so we offer a deposit whilst conveyancers are engaged. The con is that the agent takes a commission from the conveyancer then the purchase falls through. The seller does not wish to reveal their suspicion of the con so offers a 'clarifying proposal' being: instead of a deposit let the buyer pay all the seller's conveyancer fees.

by VapourTrail May 6, 2021

slimy proposal

Another term for ejaculating into your partner as you propose to them.

As Marie walked down the aisle to her soon-to-be husband, she could only blush when the memory of his slimy proposal replayed in her mind.

by Dominion444 August 9, 2023

Put into proportion

Almost the same as 'put into perspective' but used when talking about size versus point of view.

Mark : "I think you meant 'Put into perspective"
Ella : "No I meant put into proportion"
Mark : "You're wrong "
Internet : "Ella's right"

by ellaisalwaysright August 22, 2016

Teddy bear proportions

Refers to a body type that resembles a teddy bear that can make somebody appear cuddly.... Believed to be muscular bodies padded with a layer of fat, but could just be somebody who is big-boned

"Yelena from Black Widow and Hawkeye has teddy bear proportions."

"Check out Luisa Madrigal from Encanto, she looks like she has teddy bear proportions."

by Giska Whome December 29, 2021

law of inverse proportions

The generally inverse relationship between the size of a woman's breasts and her IQ.

Bill: Jessica's got a great rack.
Bob: Yeah, but did you ever talk to her? Law of inverse proportions, man.

by Jersy Jim December 28, 2011

Indecent Proposal

A variation of the doggy style sexual position in which the male raises his left or right foot and moves it forward to lay parallel from the recipient's torso.Thus allowing for deeper thrusts and quicker more rapid entry.

She said she wanted it harder so I gave her an indecent proposal. needless to say, she was pleased.

by Elmac January 27, 2009