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Hym "That must be the NEW definition of prophet. 'Useful idiot who uses logos to convince people to subordinate themselves to ANY religion (because that's what makes their lives meaningful to HIM and not themselves)' "
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
Get the Prophet mug.A person or persons who can foretell the adventures in which his penis will encounter on or around the upcoming evening.
My buddy is a penile prophet. Last night we went to the club, first thing he does is scan the place points a girl out and says "I'll be in that later" 2 hours later she's all over him.
by Deadrune April 6, 2017
Get the Penile prophet mug.A guy who traded two black slaves for one arab slave because he thought arabs where the superior chosen people (sahih muslim 1602). Also a guy that was possessed by demons (bukhari:3175). There is no discrimination amongst prophet muhammad when it comes to touching little children! He loves little boys and girls equally! (Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1183) (Bukhari 5134)
Quraysh tribe member: There goes that Prophet Muhammad again touching little children and prescribing camel piss as medicine. (Bukhari 5686)
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!
by CoomKing April 28, 2024
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by The Prophet Naziyr September 16, 2021
Get the The Prophet Yahweh mug.A real ass nigga who gets they money up. If u hate a Prophete then u need to get yo life up. If your a Prophete your life is straight. If you ain’t one than whatever you last name is you a bitch.
Prophete is a Name
by Not Jermari November 22, 2021
Get the Prophete mug.A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.
I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.
by msacco July 25, 2025
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Example: “Can’t wait to go out tonight and watch Metallica go all Prophets and Thieves on the stage!”
“That band was so Prophets and Thieves tonight! I would see them again”
“That band was so Prophets and Thieves tonight! I would see them again”
by Jimip725 November 16, 2025
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