The action in which someone starts masturbating but cannot finish. This is usually do to a shortness of time, an inability to climax, or finding the feeling of blueballs more enjoyable than the actual orgasm.
Guy 1: Bro, you said you were gunna go fap, that was an hour ago!
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate
by bawzzy October 17, 2013
Get the Procrasturbatemug. Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation
by RANDOM ROD November 7, 2012
Get the Procrasturbationmug. procrasturbation
by gofingr February 3, 2010
Get the Procrasturbationmug. by darqcyde December 23, 2008
Get the procrasturbationmug. To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
by Heinous April 28, 2006
Get the procrasturbatemug. Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.
by TMV February 24, 2006
Get the Procrasturbatemug. by Cason December 28, 2007
Get the Procrasturbationmug.