Procrasturbation

pulling off for tomorrow what could have come today.

procrasturbation

by gofingr February 03, 2010

Procrasturbation

When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff

Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation

by RANDOM ROD November 08, 2012

procrasturbation

The act of purposely screwing yourself by putting off a task that is known.

Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.

Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.

by iublondie25 December 16, 2009

procrasturbation

the act of procrastinating by watching porn.

Many young men find it difficult to complete homework assignments due to procrasturbation.

by darqcyde December 24, 2008

procrasturbate

To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.

Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."

by Heinous April 13, 2006

Procrasturbate

Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.

Instead of writing my term paper, I decided to procrasturbate.

by TMV February 17, 2006

Procrasturbation

Putting off things so you can masturbate

John had a project but he could not resist procrasturbation and he did not get it done.

by Cason November 30, 2007