Manifesting actions or work between 24 - 48 hours in which said action/work is required, under the logic "as time passes one will be older and therefore wiser; henceforth by procrastinating the best, smartest and most capable work is being put forth."
Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.
OR
Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)
OR
"I'll do it tomorrow."
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.
OR
Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)
OR
"I'll do it tomorrow."
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by edidi.04 May 21, 2020

The writer knows that his current viewer is procrastinating on work. Procrastination is a bitch huh?
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