Pro-crak-ee -nay-ting (verb) what one does when one is using methylamphetamine instead of doing what they SHOULD be otherwise doing.
Normal person: "Hey mate, what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"
Crack user: "weeeell, I was supposed to be cracktising (see other entry - "cracktise") my song for an audition on Sunday but instead I ended up procrackinating and missed my chance to be a famous singer. But I'm proud to say I'm now a fully-qualified cracktitioner with a CrD in specialist cracktivities"
by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022
Get the Procrackinating mug.Dang, Jerry. I'm so tired, I didn't even wipe my leather cheerio. I'm procrapinating. Needless to say, my starfish is COVERED in chocolate.
by Gardar420 January 27, 2023
Get the Procrapinating mug.When one does not want to deal with a situation or work or experiencing stress that one does not want to deal with, and so your body produces fecal matter to keep you in your safe space, the bathroom. The one place no one can blame you of procrastinating... cause bodily functions.
by Inky water March 23, 2023
Get the Poocrastinating mug.to procraftinate is if you craft instead of doing your actual task. Common among ppl with ADHS or any avoiders with an artsy creative soul!
You, did you do your homework?
No dawg, Procraftination got me again and made this bong out of old beer cans instead!
Ah, I see. Nice bong though. Wanna hit it?
No dawg, Procraftination got me again and made this bong out of old beer cans instead!
Ah, I see. Nice bong though. Wanna hit it?
by Sarah Overknecht July 7, 2024
Get the Procraftination mug.Procrastination but ending in "ly." This means doing everything last minute is better than if you would do it on time.
She is Procrasinatingly perfect.
by ahythizzhle November 22, 2024
Get the Procrasinatingly mug.Procrastinating because you're high on crack. Usually involves talking about doing these things the whole time but never actually doing anything but crack.
I should have went to work instead of procracktinating!
Now I'm just high and drunk, and lost my job!
Now I'm just high and drunk, and lost my job!
by Skidsy March 26, 2025
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