A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
by Grossenschwaum February 15, 2006
When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.
by Pritt May 18, 2013
An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
by Phat Willy and K-Money May 06, 2011
by xero347 February 01, 2009
1. An exaggerated form of couch cuddling that almost looks painful. 2. A contorted, twisted pile of limbs and apendages.
by RichBee September 22, 2009
When you handcuff someone's left arm to their right leg and their right arm to their left leg and smash them from behind
by Service Boy28 May 19, 2014
by Dominicsboner August 08, 2020