pretzel fart

A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
by Grossenschwaum February 15, 2006
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Dutch Pretzel

When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.
Did you see the Dutch pretzel that Jon and Steve pulled off?
by Pritt May 18, 2013
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Wetzels Pretzel

An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
by Phat Willy and K-Money May 06, 2011
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Chocolate Pretzel

a pretzel, covered in shit. If you haven't seen Mall rats, then you wouldn't know.
Would you like a Chocolate Pretzel? (Hands douchebag tv host a shit covered pretzel)
by xero347 February 01, 2009
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fag pretzel

1. An exaggerated form of couch cuddling that almost looks painful. 2. A contorted, twisted pile of limbs and apendages.
Look at Peter and Arielle in the fag pretzel on the couch!
by RichBee September 22, 2009
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Pretzel Boy

It's pretzel not Frezatel he's tasty as hell, He spends time playing Roblox. And going on discord all day.
Hey, Pretzel boy You spend too much time on discord!
by rwtetss May 20, 2019
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Pretzel nugget

When you fuck a guy or girl in the ass and dislodge a super dried chunk of shit and it falls out
by StayKruel October 07, 2017
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