The Sad Pretender

Pretending you've been on campus longer that you have because some pretty girl or guy asked for help with a class location

Pretty Girl: Hey it's my first day can you help me find this class?
Sad Guy: Oh sure no problem.
Guy 2: Ain't that the guy that said it was his first day earlier?
Guy 3: Oh yeah he looked sad at class during the Introductions.
Guy 2: The Sad Pretender he is.

by Drakenology January 20, 2021

Pretend

They don't want to pretend! You hear that? They don't want to pretend.

Hym "As they actively pretend I didn't just create A.I. at a whim to demonstrate my abject superiority to all men, women, and children... They don't want to pretend trans women are female... As they pretend a fat man is breaking in to the house one a year to give their piece of shit kids presents (even though they are bad and don't deserve presents)... They don't want to pretend."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

Pretend doesn't exist

a tiktok trend where you have to look at a sound and then pretend the person doesn't exist.

look at sound
me: pretend doesn't exist

by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022

Pretend Ballin'

When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.

He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'

by Miss Ted August 30, 2021

relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025