peedles

A womans piss flaps(Labia)

I was wearing my bodysuit and the studs unsnapped and twisted itself around my peedles.........It hurt more than a man catching his foreskin his zipper

by Miss Peedle July 21, 2007

peedultery

Thinking sexy thoughts about your extra-marital partner while urinating. Most applicable to men, who will be touching their genitalia at the time.

Dan habitually commits peedultery with Jasmin because he drinks so much soda.

by A. Dick Gozinya May 30, 2011

Predalingus

A sexual act, similar to cunnilingus, wherein the 'performer' places the backs of both hands to their cheeks and inserts all of their fingers and their tongue into the female genitalia, and shouts "blarffl" in an impression of the eponymous villain from the 1987 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic 'Predator'.

"BLARFFL BLARFFL BLARFFUNKL"

- Dude, I totally gave this chick mad predalingus last night!
- That's balls nasty, man. Yous a player and no mistake!

by cipher_d June 10, 2009

The Predator

A sexual act where the male participant, while perfoming cunilingus, puts his first two fingers from his hands up to the respective sides of his mouth(google predator if you don't know what I'm talking about)-- whilst making a clicking, predator-like noise.

Verb: pred'ed

Jack totally used The Predator on Jill the other night!

No biggie, I've pred'ed her three or four times already.

by Pred'ed Her April 8, 2011

Predapotamus

Final evolutionary stage of the Purplepotamus. Distinguished by its bellowing rage and increasingly suicidal behavior. A Predapotamus is usually driven into extinction quickly since its actions are not thought out in advance.

Daisy Mae: The Predapotamus was fired after sending an inflammatory e-mail officewide about how much she hates the person sitting next to her.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

peednas

the guy who rules

king is peednas

by points_guy October 29, 2018

peediatrician

A medical doctor who treats children with urinary issues, such as bed-wetting, being slow to progress in potty-training, etc.

Ethan Couch may indeed not have needed a peediatrician as a toddler, but his real problems began a bit later in his childhood development, when his **solid-matter waste** began colliding with the electric breeze-creator at regular intervals (in other words, what he preferred or liked did not comfortably "mesh" with what his fellow humans on the planet would have found tolerable or reasonable)!

by QuacksO November 26, 2018