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daddy prawn

an annoying, depressed and obsessive person who won't leave you alone when you tell him to go away.

Derives from a person called daddy prawn who was really annoying, depressive and who always complained to people and therefore had no friends.
"I hate life. I hate everyone. Everyone hates me. I have no friends, i must do my maths homework. Awwwwellll, shit happens".

"shut up daddy prawn"
by bob May 13, 2005
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prawn dick

Jamie's got a prawn dick
by TheycallmeSTEVE May 20, 2016
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free prawn

by prawner October 22, 2003
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Prawn Willy

The strong resemblence of a male penis to a prawn. The size ratio is often 1:1 and sometimes can be confused with a King Prawn Willy which are extremely rare to find. The pinkish, wrinkly outer skin of a prawn displays similar characteristics of a males foreskin and the arched, horse shoe like bend of the prawn resembles the natural hanging position of a prawn willy.
"Wow, he has a small willy, looks bit like a prawn to me."
"Yea thats definitely a prawn willy!"
by Flanners87 May 13, 2009
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Clean prawn

Not a chick that you want to rip the head off and throw away....

A girl you want to rip the shit trail out of
That is a clean prawn mate. I'd rip her shit trail out
by thedreadeddan August 22, 2019
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prawn ring

Slang word for a woman's vagina.
The Iceland delivery man told my mum he wouldn't mind a bit of her prawn ring.
by Chenko of Smeg November 24, 2019
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PRAWN JUICING

Prawn juicing is when a guy gives his girl the g-spot while he opens his mouth to her pee hole, then he consume all of her fluid. AKA sea water.
For my girlfriends birthday, i gave her a good prawn juicing ;)
by CAPS July 4, 2016
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