Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014

pasumarthi

An amazing heritage, all pretty/ handsome, known to be loyal, and very self confident. Also friendly and supportive

She stood up for me
She must be a Pasumarthi

by Pasumarthi March 14, 2017

Polumbo

One who drives a particularly large John Deere tractor in the middle of the road, blocking all traffic on that road.

That damn polumbo is blocking the road again.

by Polumbo hater March 13, 2020

angry possum

When your parnter acts dead during sex.

I thought she was doing the angry possum but i just suck.

by I may or may not be a straight March 7, 2018

Urban Possum

A low quality babysitter to whom you entrust your children so you can have sex with a rando

I’ve got a sure thing tonight... I need to find an Urban Possum for the kids

by Moxie_stars August 10, 2019

Spottin' Possums

Southern expression describing a woman's chestacles with nipples that point in wildly different directions, as if they are searching for something unbeknownst to their owner or the viewer.

"Damn Jimbo, did you see that lousy tit-job!? Those sumbitches were spottin' possums."

by Earl Bullard August 23, 2019

Possum Look

An important ritual for establishing whether or not a potential mating partner is a worthy recipient of attention. It involves a slender, slow approach, followed by a momentary halt in movement to gaze upon the prey, and finally either retreating with haste in the opposite direction or approaching ferociously. These movements are similar to possums who aimlessly dangle on power lines, and are ready to accept death by doing so.

Bob: hey bill, any birds out last night weeping for the wet whipper?
Bill: nah mate, a few brolgas but nothing special..
Bob: did you at least give them a possum look?
Bill: they weren't worthy
Bob: skanks

by Keithaggatefookwah October 18, 2009