Dean Portman

Fulton Reed’s boyfriend but also everyone’s husband idek

Hot as a mf

The best hockey player ever from the Mighty Ducks.

“Who’s your favorite Mighty Ducks character”

“The absolute hottie, amazing player, ripped asf, super hot, playa, Dean Portman thank you very much.”

by stwoo July 17, 2021

Natalie-Portman-sexual

Being only attracted to Natalie Portman and nobody else.

After watching Black Swan I decided that I’m Natalie-Portman-sexual

by ChodeFilA June 6, 2022

Portman

(v.) to render something that was long enjoyable completely unpleasureable. For example, Star Wars or the Shins. The term came into use in reference to the stylings of one Natalie Portman, a terrible actress that wiped her ass with the Legacy of Star Wars and ruined the Shins by offering their music up as a lifechanging experience in the film "Garden State."

Shit! What is she going to Portman next? Dylan Thomas?

by T-Dog Jenkins March 20, 2005

Postmail

the mail that comes from the post

Mom, is the postmail here yet?

by ZacAttack8732 February 10, 2010

Portmantmesis

A portmanteau with some tmesis for extra kick.

"I abso-freaking-loved Hot Fuzz!"
"What?"
"It's like abso-loved, but better"
"That's like a portmanteau, but with tmesis. Portmantmesis. I like it."

I'm so sick of Wiki-fucking-pedia.

I was so stressed out I got desti-fucking-nesia at work today. (from Destinesia)

by Simbera October 24, 2008

postmature erockulation

n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
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Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.

by Public_ice September 15, 2011

Portmanteau

When two words are combined together making a new word!

Clone: HOLA!
(gunshot)
Clone: Adios!
Dan: Who was that?
Tom: That was Spanish Dan, I called him Span.
Dan: why?
Tom: It's a portmanteau of Spanish and Dan.

by AKIYAMAMATSU December 30, 2020