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poser fan

A person who claims to be a diehard fan of a popular artist, but has only heard the latest singles they released on the radio.

A person who only likes an artist when they begin getting radio play.
Jenny was a poser fan of Fall Out Boy because the only song she knew was Thnks Fr Th Mmrs but she claimed to love them anyway.

Many people don't like when their favorite bands become famous because they attract lots of poser fans, who only like them because their songs are played on the radio.
by Arabella August 7, 2007
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Pen pusher

(n.) Un-needed, beaureucratic employee not making any difference and hampering efficiency
Our overheads are not to blame for the shortfall, it's those damn pen pushers.


Your government is wasting money on pen pushers.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004
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Poser Lesbian

A chick who pretends to be a lesbian to make herself look 'cool'.
Commonly associated with poser goths and emo kids.
"Look at that bitch grope her friend...She's a total poser lesbian."
by RaptorineDream November 25, 2005
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Poser Hippie

Somebody who:
-wasnt even born the 60's but thinks it was the good ol' days
-randomly flash peace signs to people
-goes barefoot or wears stinky old birkenstocks
-wears john lennon glasses
-myspace page is covered with bob marley quotes/pictures
-says they shops at thrift stores but dont
-1960's band bumper sticks
-claims to be fans of Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix,The Beatles but only like the radio hits
-trys very hard to have ratty unbrushed hair
-owns 100 pairs of pre-ripped jeans
-Belives weed is the meaning of life
-doesnt know that The word hippie derives from hipster
-posts 20 diffrent pictures on myspace smoking or holding a bong
Walter: "Why are you barefoot?"
Matt: "beacuse shoes were created by the man, the man is trying to take over our minds by controling our footwear, man!!"
*walks away stinking of weed and BO*

Walter "that dude is such a poser hippie"
by Traeh789 July 2, 2008
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Music Industry Poser

Guy who is unemployed/underemployed that has a hobby of doing something with music, but he puts himself out there as working in the music industry as a professional, as if its a real full time job.
Guy read the ad in the back of Rolling Stone, or saw the commercial on daytime TV since he is realistically unemployed about "working with the stars of tomorrow, today."

Since "graduating" from the recording vocational "school" (that has no selection criteria), when he goes out and people ask what he does, he says "I'm in the music industry/sound engineer/music producer/in a band." He'll name drop artists you've heard of, but you'll never read his name credited on any of their albums.

Realistically, he is unemployed, but has a 'hobby' of making one or two albums for others with day jobs every year.

He is flat broke, and will make up fake albums that he has deadlines to meet as an excuse why he can't afford to spend $10 on Friday night.

This guy, is a music industry poser.
by Hobby shot caller December 1, 2010
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wood-pusher

A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.

Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.
Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?

Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!

(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)

Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.
by ChessWizard June 14, 2010
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over-poster

1. On Facebook, when one posts status messages constantly or simply too many times throughout the day.

2. Posting too much information or information that is extremely personal or completely irrelevant on Facebook status messages.
She must really have no life, she is such an over-poster!
by Jenn2 September 8, 2010
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