Port Clinton

A small town on Lake Erie. It is full of people that are boring as shit. Nothing goes on besides drugs and lame church related stuff. Living here is boring and every highschooler wants out. Most parents have live there their entire lives. industry has left this town so there are no jobs.

"How are things in Port Clinton?"

"Boring as shit, like always. Thankfully I have pot!"

by xXSP1TTL3SXx February 15, 2010

Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event

1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.

by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018

port-a-[name]

A Port-a-Potty, or potable toilet. Insert a friend's name within the brackets for a cheap funny insult.

Hey guys, I got to take a leak. I'm gonna hit that port-a-Justin over there.

The Oktoberfest at Sierra Nevada Brewery must've had at least 80 port-a-name (pronounced "port-a-Brians")!

by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011

port mafia

a bunch of homos who are in the mafia, who fight against (except when there not) the armed detective agency from the manga bungo gay.. sorry i mean bungo stray dogs

person 1: oh, do you know who these people are?
person 2: oh yeah thats the port mafia there all homos

by yourlocalatsushikinnie January 17, 2022

lew-port

HELL

Lew-port is Hell on Earth

by fusibgskgbsogboashosblhbo June 5, 2018

Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female

I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port

by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012

drunk-a-port

To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.

Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.

by dday1313 April 24, 2014