Ubiquitous Porcupine

A person who is always around, usually with spiky hair-hence the porcupine. Every corner, every hallway. There is no escaping the uncomfortable eye contact and awkward conversation intrusions. Wherever you go, there will always be a ubiquitous porcupine that you will never escape from.

They tiptoed the hallways in fear of a run-in with the ubiquitous porcupine.

by Ayes for Days May 27, 2016

Portuguese Porcupine

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.

After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?

by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025

Porcupine Syndrome

When a female has taken so many penises that if they were sticking out of her she would look like a Porcupine

Mary had sex with three guys last night, she definitely has porcupine syndrome

by nickgr7 September 29, 2017

Porcupine

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.

After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine

by chachi taco time March 26, 2023

Inverted Porcupine

When someone has more dicks inside of them then outside of them.

"Man, Pierre is so gay he's like an inverted porcupine; he's got more dicks inside than outside!"

by Yer mommer n' 'em July 17, 2025

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

porcupine complex

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance, abrasive, cocky and pompous behavior.

I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 5, 2018