Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.
Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"
by cgett69 September 23, 2011
Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo
*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*
by Elliottestarryeyes February 10, 2017
* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
by poptart pretender August 29, 2011
When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.
person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.
by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021
You know the saying, "don't judge a book by it's cover". Well the same applies here. A female with a sexual/lustful side you did not know she had or could have. She does not act on her sexual/lustful side like other females would. Why, cause she is in control better then most females. On (rare) occasions she will let that side come out. Whether it's by herself or with a lucky one. Cause sometimes her pent-up sexual/lustful feelings are at a point and knows it. Where she is in control by letting some of the pressure off. If not, the sexual/lustful feelings will be too much for her to handle. She will not be in control when it comes popping off. Whether it be by herself or a lucky one is around. If your lucky enough to get with a Cherry Pop-Tart for the first time. Brace yourself and enjoy the ride. You will not be disappointed.
by Biggz WiiWii December 23, 2022
Basically heaven in your mouth and not anything sexual. Fudge sundae pop tarts taste lit.
Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
Fun fact: A Fudge Sundae Pop Tart is 9% of your daily calorie intake.
by russian cat. June 28, 2023
by LosT January 16, 2014