Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking

by poptart pretender August 31, 2011

pop-tart

A tasty snack to be consumed in a work place bathroom while sitting on the toilet. This allows the person to achieve an additional break when it is most likely an undesirable time and they should be working.

Person 1- Where is Alice?
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!

by MelRanAway April 11, 2012

Pop-tart

Code word for an awesome guy/dick.

Golly, that dude is such a snack, I want his pop-tart in my oven!

by thisisbikesexual December 2, 2017

pop tart

best breakfast for collage students. for lunch, they might have ramen noodles...

yah, i woke up, checked the time, and rushed out of bed to get to class. I only had time to eat a pop tart... like testerday

by lIl0FISH May 9, 2018

Pop tart

One who claims to be tough but is soft on the inside

Your a pop tart sweet heart your soft in the middle I'll eat you up for breakfast ...

by Poppy 717 gbb September 1, 2018

pop-tart

when you high AF and you get that warm feeling inside.

Im as toasted as a pop-tart

by smcelwee September 5, 2018

Pop Tart

an individual who cant stay out of trouble enough to know better

that pop tart doesnt know whats good for him... if i see him in here one more time for sealing sudafed, ima steal his cheese dip and tuna!

by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 16, 2019