I'll pop your tart

Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.

Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"

by cgett69 September 23, 2011

Pop tart

A term used in the punk community, refers to basic white girls who aren’t particularly interesting. Usually are skinny with long blonde hair and wear a lot of makeup.

Guy: Did you see the new girl? Isn’t she hot?
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.

by griffinthomas May 14, 2021

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

popped my tart

The act of a female having her first actual orgasm, and then realizing it.

Holy shit, I think you just popped my tart.

by LosT January 16, 2014

pop-tart

when you high AF and you get that warm feeling inside.

Im as toasted as a pop-tart

by smcelwee September 5, 2018

pop tarts th

taste like dirtsth

Thes pop tarts th taste disgusting, the taste like dirt

by Brody A. Hall September 26, 2025