I'll pop your tart

Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.

Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"

by cgett69 September 23, 2011

Cherry Pop-Tart

You know the saying, "don't judge a book by it's cover". Well the same applies here. A female with a sexual/lustful side you did not know she had or could have. She does not act on her sexual/lustful side like other females would. Why, cause she is in control better then most females. On (rare) occasions she will let that side come out. Whether it's by herself or with a lucky one. Cause sometimes her pent-up sexual/lustful feelings are at a point and knows it. Where she is in control by letting some of the pressure off. If not, the sexual/lustful feelings will be too much for her to handle. She will not be in control when it comes popping off. Whether it be by herself or a lucky one is around. If your lucky enough to get with a Cherry Pop-Tart for the first time. Brace yourself and enjoy the ride. You will not be disappointed.

Wow, who knew Kim was a Cherry Pop-Tart.

by Biggz WiiWii December 23, 2022

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

Pop tarts in the oven

Slang for sexual intercouse, ie pop tart being the penis and oven being the vagina, the inside of the pop tart being gooey and the oven being warm adding to the imagery of the sexual innuendo

*fuckboi making a move on a very wasted girl at a club* hey Brittany let's put the pop tarts in the oven *proceeds to take Britany to his bed and put his penis in her vagina*

by Elliottestarryeyes February 10, 2017

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 September 09, 2017

Pop Tart Stalking

When getting stalked by someone who suddenly appears giving you no time to hide

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom

Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking

by poptart pretender August 29, 2011

Chief Keef Pop Tart

The act of inverting a black mans asshole and playing with his rectal prolapse

Jeffrey: me n my homie tried out that new Chief Keef Pop Tart move we seen on xnxx!
Gaye Mcdonald: care to tag another one in?

by myspace202 December 18, 2023