Poot

a term of endearment

"you are such a poot! that's why I love you"

by Mrs.Poot March 4, 2010

poot

half of the url of PootPoot.com, a web site that takes a web site you give and turns all of its text into gibberish. Hilarious, go try.
Also: pootify

Dude, I just pootified CNN.com! How pooting poot poot poot?

by stwongbayd March 18, 2004

poot

Pooting or coming. when u get off! lol

Boi: that chik makes me poot!
Girl: i so dnt need to no that!

by xXSlightlyOddGirlXx April 11, 2008

Poot

(verb) to use a Pooter to collect small insects.

Yo, professor, I'm off to poot some insects, brb.

by Manface McGee June 19, 2008

poot

A HOE.

Ughh I can't stand that poot.
yeah i know. That hoe tried to steal my man.

by blahh<3 October 30, 2013

Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015

Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015