popsickled

To use a frozen phallic shaped object, often fruit or fudge flavored, in a manner which would get a girl off. First be sure to unwrap. Second move quickly, these things melt! Third don't wait around get to the good stuff and then move on, you don't want it melting. Fourth I think I should have mentioned this first but since I forgot, be sure your partner is cool with having a sugary treat in her special area. Fifth(optional) eat up man or throw the thing out the car window!
Alternative Definition: to be in a situation that would be similar to screwing up the above; getting into a pickle

Brian totally popsickled that one girl then ate it later.
Man, you're totally popsickled, how could you leave your under's at your bosses girlfriend's house and expect to get away with it.
Jimmy-dave was so popsickled and he knew it the second he woke up; as he opened his door the strategically placed 35 bags of popcorn fell on his head.

by fotodevoto August 11, 2004

Popsockle

When a dirty sock hits a popsicle. You then have a popsockle. It stinks

Gross, you don't want to eat that popsockle

by Enchantedpandas098 February 14, 2019

Poopsicle

Poopsicle is a turd on a stick. It is also a series of painting depicting feces and other bodily functions created by artist Thomas L. Vaultonburg

Oprah Winfrey's Pussy-sicle Poopsicle

by dirtytrickssquad May 22, 2011

Poopsicle

A popsicle that has been dipped into the anus of Zeus and covered in the nuts of John Travolta.

Emily ate a poopsicle last night. Afterwards, she gained mystical powers that carried her across realms

Similar words: peesicle, pooptart, shitsicle

by Fartfactory43 October 13, 2016

poopsicle

Noun -- a popsicle made entirely out of frozen poo

Delia sat back and enjoyed a savory poopsicle after a long day's work at the firm.

by WerdsmithWilliam March 28, 2017

Poopsicle

Poop flavour popsicle! Yummy!

Winnie the Pooh: Let's play a game!
Me: I want A POOPSICLE!!!

by MeKenNor March 9, 2017

Poopsicles

Frozen shards of poop

Thats just a whole load of poopsicles

by Yonkerman December 26, 2018