say poke gai

(cantonese chinese)
literally means "die hit street"

"say poke guy" refers to a bullet in the back of the head,
execution style,
and the subsequent faceplant after.

Face "hitting the street".
So pretty much it means "fuck you", "go fuck yourself", that kind of thing.

Say poke gai, I told you to stop looking at pr0n on my work computer!

by Mr. Lau January 22, 2010

Poke Throughs

When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.

That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.

by $hIti0T July 5, 2014

Love poke

Any appendage belonging to one person, inserted in any way into any available orifice belonging to his or her partner/desired partner, necessarily followed by the exclamation: "Love poke!" A finger in the ear or tongue in the belly button may both constitute a love poke.

Rule of thumb: any appendage; any orifice.

She was momentarily distracted by X Factor, so I took the opportunity to give her a quick love poke.

by NewMountie November 22, 2009

Poke-slut

The pokemon also called ditto who insists on fucking every damn pokemon in the daycare and makes annoying eggs that fill up all your pc boxes.

Poke-fag: "damn it my ditto had another egg again!"

Douchemonster: "dude your ditto is a poke-slut!"

by Pokemaster563 June 16, 2011

Poke'Class

A description for a college level (or equivalent) class/lecture/lab where the class material is so boring or dry that one is forced to whip out their laptop and play Poke'mon emulators or MMO's (other games may be used in Poke'mon's place) instead of paying any attention whatsoever. Also referred to as a Lame Duck Class(es).

Verb: Poke'Class/Poke'Classing

Example 1)
Bob: "Are you ready for class bro?"
Brian: "Dammit man, that class is so freaking boring!"
Bob: "I know dude, I'm just going to Poke'Class it up."

Example 2)
Bob: *See's person sitting in front of him playing Poke'mon on their computer during class, turns to Brian* "Dude, that guy's Poke'Classing right now.

by RyuuGoukai February 4, 2013

pokebag

When a person on the facebook repeatedly pokes you and you want to call them a douche bag, but instead you call them a pokebag.

Ah! they done it again, what a stinkin' pokebag!

by The Jokeshow May 15, 2014

poke

What my mom tells me not to be doing to any girls at the age of 15.

"Now Jake don't go around poking any girls"

by Jake May 2, 2004