Pediophobia

The phobia of being scared of dolls.

Someone I know is pediophobia.

by Scared0fDollz July 3, 2004

pediophilia

A fetish for sex dolls. This can be sometimes used to refer to 'love dolls' as well.

That man suffers from a pediophilia addiction.

by voyeurboss December 8, 2016

Polio of the Bungholio

A case of diarrhea so nasty it makes you question your very humanity.

(Gagging) OMG honey you need to see a doctor. I think you have polio of the bungholio. It is like living with a farm animal.

by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020

bitch podium

When a seemingly relaxed, content woman or man suddenly goes on a bitchy rant out of nowhere. (minimum 1-minute)

They "get on the bitch podium" or "step up to the bitch podium"

-----Example-----
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!

----Later----

Oscar: "I hate it when Illana gets up on her bitch podium and yells at me"
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?

by Wise_observer September 23, 2009

podiaphile

One who gets extremely aroused by feet, or any part of the foot.

"This guy totally get's off on my feet, what a freakin' podiaphile."

"Sammy Andrews is a well known podiaphile and has been convicted upwards of 37 times. He is being released from prison today and may be moving into your neighborhood. As a warning, do not go out without shoes or socks on, and never, I repeat never let the smell of toe jam out of you house."

by Eric Blair March 26, 2005

podified

A state of being in possession of an iPod, often thinking you are superior or the shizz compared to those who havent been sucked in by Apples marketing

Hey man, have you ever had troubles transfering music with iTunes?
Nah not me, I'm not podified.

You wanna look cool cruising around campus? you gotta get podified dude!

by Kraken December 28, 2005

Afghani Love Potion

A reference to an episode of 'IT Crowd', afghani love potion is Rohypnol, used to render a person unconscious in order to have sex with them.

Dude, I just gave Julia some Afghani love potion! Its gonna be a great night!

Oh man, I feel so tired. I think James must have slipped me some Afghani love potion.

by HabibLovesYou November 6, 2007