canadian potato chips

while nailing a girl(or guy I suppose) in the rear, the art of removing your penis from the vagina or rectum to ejaculate upon your partners back. after the semen dries it forms a potato-like form of matter. you then peel it off and feed it to your partner.

"I got laid last night... well Johnny gave a tasty serving of Lays Canadian Potato Chips."

by nobnodXXV October 4, 2008

Potato Cat

A person who's level of incompetence is so astoundingly high that they have absolutely no idea of what is happening in the world around them.

Person 1 - "how was your day? Successful??"

Person 2 - "achieved nothing like usual. The potato cat made sure of it"

by Bum warp July 9, 2016

all that and a bag of potato chips

Someone that is sleek, styling, and really, really greasy.

I don't like non-ruffled chips!

by Zach G. January 16, 2004

potato chips

After sex, the wet spot in the middle of the bed, if left will dry and become much like a potato chip!

by Mike August 29, 2003

dirty potato chip

the act of blowing a massive triumphant load in a girls anal hole and taking a blow drier and cramming it in her ass and when it dries take it out and make her eat it

i dirty potato chipped that bitch and it had a hint of tootsie roll in it

by Erica Wogomon February 22, 2008

potato coach

coach potato is used to describe someone who sits on the coach all day and does nothing (common knowledge)
a coach potato is a potato that is a coach potato (from an old cartoon show).

{to a potato}: your such a potato coach

by shiznitzan January 1, 2007

potato cock

A large and thick penis. Bigger than most. Normally referred as big wanker, fat head, pussy destroyer, and the giver of orgasms.

Girl 1: Bitch guess what the fuck I did last night

Girl 2: what?
Girl 1: I hooked up with this guy and he had a potato cock.

Girl 2: Omg I’m jealous

by Lucky Lucy December 30, 2017