platteville

Although it seems boring at times, University of Wisconsin Platteville has some of the best nugget I have ever seen in my life. Also, the only place in the world that has the ShagStick. 5 Feet of bong power.

"damn homie lets pick up some crazy nug from platteville and hit that damn shagstick!"
"O.K. Steve if you want to."

by Bodega! April 12, 2005

pittsburgh platter

to take a shit on your partner after engaging in anal sex

After I railed my girl friend in her ass, I dropped a nice Pittsburgh Platter on her chest

by Hot dog Bunning April 23, 2005

Patten

an awesome person who is extremely awesome in every way. this person is a professional milkshake maker and likes to have many 'bitches'.

person 1: who is that very sexy person over there?
person 2: oh that's patten!

by patten94 December 26, 2010

veggie platter

A sexual position involving saran wrap and feces. The saran wrap is put on top of the girl's (or guy's) mouth and then the male (or female) takes a crap in the saran wrap. The girl (or guy) then chews on the delicious shit treat, the veggie platter.

Guy: Can I shit in this saran wrap and make you chew it for an enjoyable veggie platter?
Girl: Hell yes you can, I sure do love me some veggie platter!

by John Strokesman June 17, 2010

platteville

Platteville is one of the boring town's in Wisconsin. If you are thinking about moving to Platteville unless you're looking for some weed do yourself a favor and don't move there.

Dude wanna goto Platteville? What are you kidding me? I would rather die.

Dude wanna goto Platteville for some weed? Hell yah man

by God of Egypt May 10, 2005

pu pu platter

A term used to describe a form of oral sex on an female where one her partner eats her out and switches between licking her butt crack and her vagina. It's a cross between "eating pussy" and "tossing salad" that only a very brave few try.

She totally freaked out on me when I tried to do a pu pu platter on her last night, she told me it was one or the other not both.

by The_KMZ May 4, 2009

pittsburg platter

squatting over a loved ones face and dropping a deuce onto their eagerly awaiting face.

I ate Mexican for lunch,so my girlfriend couldn't wait for me to give her a pittsburg platter.

by Scott311 July 18, 2006