Trans-Pittsford Highway

Trans-Pittsford Highway (aka Mendon Center Road) is a North-South road. People from Mendon Center use this road to pass through Pittsford as quickly as possible on their way to all points North. The road’s posted speed limit ranges from 40 to 50 mph depending on the section, though people typically go 55 to 60 mph on the road. At one point, just past the swamp (aka Autumn Woods development), one must screech to a halt as Pittsford soccer moms turn onto the highway from Barker Road at 10 mph and then turn off again a few hundred feet later at Willard (as in the rat) Road, again at 10 mph. Pittsford wouldn’t be so bad if you could just pass through it more quickly. All those little boxes tend to make Mendonians ill.

“I hate those Pittsford soccer moms. They pull out onto the Trans-Pittsford Highway in front of oncoming traffic and then drive incredibly slowly. It's almost as if they are daring us, "hit me, hit me.”

by Lance369 January 12, 2014

Pittsburgh Date

An instance where two individuals are out on a date and sit on the same side of the table/booth thinking that it is romantic when it in fact is and looks ridiculously stupid.

*happens almost exclusively in Pittsbugh, PA

Person 1: "hey look at those two jagoffs over there on a Pittsburgh date!"

Person 2: "Hahahaha how fucking stupid, sitting on the same side...she must be giving him a handjob!"

by Charlie Bityacaukoff January 23, 2014

Aunt Pittypat

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.

Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.

by GRocco August 21, 2017

Pittsburgh slim

The Scrawny Sylvester Stallone. Oh yeah, he's a music artist... I guess it's club music. Pretty good music.

Pittsburgh slim... no example needed, i defined it enough

by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010

Pittsburgh Potty

A lonely stand alone toilet that is in an old basement in the corner of a room or laundry area with no walls around it, thus open for anyone to see who enters the basement.

I had to be excused from the family gathering to take a massive windy dump down in the Pittsburgh potty.

by Lloyd Christmas September 22, 2016

Pittwater High

Possibly the most cursed and retarded place on earth. It’s so utterly fucked up that it resembles the 7th circle of hell more than it does a school.

Mr lepedjian: The Armenian genocide was almost as bad as teaching at Pittwater High

by Bongwater High August 5, 2019

Inbred Pittsburgh

A resident of Pittsburgh, PA who has a high likelihood of being born from inbred bloodlines, as the Western part of Pennsylvania is in the heart of Appalachia. Appalachia is known for extreme poverty, low IQ, poor hygiene, and inbreeding with close blood relatives.

I'm going to have to stay in my hotel tonight where its safe so I can stay away from the inbred Pittsburgh residents. I don't want to come in contact with those people, I don't want to catch a disease or lower my IQ.

by RobertJohnson May 31, 2012