Pistachio

In reference to the Clit of female who has scleroderma.

Dam, Steph’s scleroderma is so bad her clit resembles a pistachio.

by LeakyJoint February 26, 2025

Pusstache

A downstairs power move where a woman goes totally smooth except for a crisp patch of hair left on the mons pubis. It’s the genital equivalent of a mustache: classy if done right, creepy if neglected, and impossible not to notice.

1. “The Brazilian is basic, the bush is retro, but the pusstache? That’s a statement piece.”

2.. “I didn’t know whether to compliment her grooming skills or ask if her crotch was auditioning for Magnum P.I.”

by vonLegs September 24, 2025

Pistachio

A person with an annoyingly high pitched voice.

He's such a pistachio when he sings.

by Enfix June 6, 2025

Pistachio

A slur against Arabs of particularly Levantine origin.

Person 1: Look at those pistachios
Person 2: You don't think they're gonna bomb us, right?

by Janna Banna November 14, 2025

Pistachio

When a man wants a girl to urinate on his mustache.

Yo girl, come on over here and gimme a pistachio.

by Olive Branch November 19, 2025

Tyler Pistachio

diabetes

don't be a Tyler Pistachio

by ILIKITWENUCALMEBIGPAPA November 7, 2017

Electrifying Pistachio

Performed when a woman sticks a pistachio up her vagina and uses a vibrator to heat it up to a crispy state.

My girlfriend made me a whole bowl of electrifying pistachios the other night.

by thottiusMOUSE May 27, 2018