Aron Piper

Spanish-German actor and the boy of our dreams. He’s honestly so gorgeous and perfect everyone loves him. Watch him on Elite and The Mess You Leave Behind for clear skin.

Who’s that hot actor?
Oh, it’s Aron Piper!

by Anticucho December 17, 2020

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Creampied Piper

A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.

"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."

by nochilliam August 27, 2016

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roddy piper

while doing your girl doggy style, wait until she reachs the big "O" and slap her in a sleeper hold ALA Roddy Piper

I gave that chick last night the old Roddy Piper

by Hedgehawg January 23, 2004

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Poon Piper

One who pleases his girlfriend sexually, but never gets hand or blow jobs in return, also known as the lonely scuba.

Quinton: Have you gotten your nut with Sarah yet?
Nick: No, she won't return any of my favors if you catch my drift.
Quinton: Man, you're a little poon piper bitch.

by titansfreak12 October 11, 2012

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To pay a price that you deem high or unfair, but failing to pay the price often results in dire consequences.

Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!

Don't you know the Mafia collects protection here? If you want to run a business in this town, you have to pay the piper.

by RobbyPants June 21, 2007

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piper no piping

as similarly used in Dora the explorer to get the fox to stray, this is similar terminology to make sure Piper's pussy ass stays the fuck outta the trap

Piper no piping. Piper no piping. Piper no piping.

(after 3 times he disappears)

by It's Piper Bitches July 26, 2016

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