Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013

pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 22, 2014

Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014

pinocchio's nose

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her

Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"

by foxygranpa April 26, 2015

Pinocchiho

A thot who lies about her thottery and thottish activities.

"Bruh, she try to tell her boyfriend that we ain't fuck in the school's bathroom yesterday."

"She a daaaamn lie. She a straight Pinocchiho for that."

"LMAO!!!"

by The Freshest Prince 3 September 22, 2016

Pinocchio Code

When a man makes a gay joke and the other man gets an erection due to the detail in the joke

Gary got a case of the pinocchio code at work the other day

by PeJota Fatgirl July 6, 2019

Pinocchio Type

A tranny. Once a girl, now a boy.
"I wanna be a real boy!"

" 'He' is a Pinocchio type, so be careful not to say anything offensive"

by Epithet2 April 14, 2021