Phil 

The most attractive person you will see.

Person: Dude Phil is so hot
Person 2: I wanna bust a nut to him.

Phil by Phil Philman May 4, 2022

PHIL 

PHIL ?! 50?!

Oh my god ! Phil ?! 50?!

PHIL by PHIL?! May 13, 2022

Phil 

Phil is a man that everyone adores. But also cherishes. But the audience would also say Phil?! 50?!

Omg it’s phil

Person responds with Phil? 50?!

Phil by PHIL?! May 14, 2022

Phil 

Has a ridiculously small todger. Only pulls Spanish birds and will Probaly beat you in a fight

I want to be a big strong phil one day daddy

Phil by Rigid May 20, 2022

Phil 

Phil is the type of guy to want to fight you and get knocked out . Is pretty big and usually in there mid to late 20s . Phil never hits legs and wears girl clothes to show off his muscles . Don’t be like Phil

Who’s the at feminine man over there , oh don’t worry that’s just Phil.

Phil by Phil’s legs August 2, 2022

Phil 

This cracker is always there for you. He can’t pull a girl for shit but is always willing to party hard. Is known to retreat to the shade in wild situations but can usually muster the balls to remain social even when he doesn’t feel like it. Women may question his sexuality, but his homies all know he can spot a women from a mile away if he has his prescription glasses on.

That slow children sign is because of Phil but don’t worry, he’s shirtless so you can see him from outer space.

Phil by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022

phil 

that one fucking glarious child

phil

phil by Okieiguess November 28, 2022